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The Garden living lab.s

Ladies & Gentlefish,
Scientists & Scallywags,
Minstrels & Muses,
and Instruments of the Way:

Is there a nameless renaissance within you?
Do you strive to be the youest you?

We're building the place for you. We’re not quite sure what words to use, because those words don’t exist yet.


Read on to see if you're aligned with this creative cauldron.

📌 We're 45 minutes from Porto airport in the enchanted forests of northern Portugal.
📌 We're 45 minutes from Porto airport in the enchanted forests of northern Portugal.

Recent Upgrades & Updates:
💣 After great deliberation, we've destroyed the Chapters; this is now an open, living lab. Arrive any Wednesday, leave any Tuesday. ⤚ Rainfall hot shower by the pool & sauna [on demand, never runs out] ⤚ Private steam sauna sessions offered with a banya master ⤚ Second dedicated gigabit fiber-optic line [2000mbps total] ⤚ 12-person wooden hot tub ⤚ In continued dedication to financial inclusivity, we've reduced our base rates by 15% and slightly increased the rates for rooms <3. This is a non-commercial project.

Nov 8: ~15 people on-site.

We expect to be 10-20 consistently throughout the winter <3. From April '24 onwards, we expect 30-60

⊶ Apply Here ⊷

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Or, if words are your thing, read our vision & values metadoc & agreements.

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🖤 FAQ:

Would you like to join the mischief? This experience is by application only.

⊶ Apply Here ⊷

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